Haiku Friday

A cat in our bush
The dogs couldn't scare it out
Betty's eye got scratched
Animal control

Came and took its dying ass
A car had hit it
What a nice story
To end a shitacular
Week full of bullshit

***How did I know that cat was in a bush on the side of my house you ask? Well it is because I was over there checking sprinklers and realized someone stole the little temple of my Gran's that had been on the side of my house or in her yard for decades. I legit do not understand what I did to deserve all the broken things in my house, a dying cat, termites, children with colds and now this but I applaud myself for not losing my shit. I think those two beers last night and binge eating chicken tacos really helped. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Amen.

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