Was not very effective
Despite my efforts
I could have walked more
But packed my lunches and snacks
Beer my only vice
The scale is not down
But I quit the candy dish!
Honestly? I'm shocked
This haiku was brought to you by my super snug jeans and the following conversation had this morning with Casey:
Casey: Mommy, I love your tummy.
Me: Okay... And why is that Casey?
Casey: Because it's so squishy! How'd you get so squishy?!