Thursday Numbers

  • Betty has gone TWO nights without an accident in the house. I have to get up with her at least TWICE in the night to avoid accidents. It's like having a newborn all over again.
  • Yesterday marked SEVEN days at Curves and SEVEN weeks without eating candy out of the candy dish at work. My lucky number.
  • On Saturday, Casey will be NINETEEN months old.
  • Tomorrow, Gran will be EIGHTY SEVEN years old.
  • Last weekend I bought FOUR books at Barnes & Noble for less than THIRTY dollars. TWO of those were hardcover. I hope to read them soon, specifically Hunger Games.
  • Mad Men returns to TV on Sunday the TWENTY FIFTH after an EIGHTEEN month hiatus and I could not be more thrilled. Damn, I love to hate Don Draper. And to ogle Joanie. Yum.
  • This weekend we plan on seeing 21 Jump Street. I used to love that show when I was a kid. Now I love Jonah Hill and foul-mouthed humor.
  • I eat McDonald's Fruit & Maple Oatmeal FIVE days a week because my co-worker brings it to me. She's addicted and she took me down the bad path right along with her. I am pretty it is terrible for me. Only McDonald's could fuck up something like oatmeal right?

I have lost THREE pounds since I joined Curves almost TWO weeks ago. Scale after eating breakfast, clothed but shoeless: 217.5. Before weigh in at Curves, I weighed 220.5 with the same attire. Yup. And? I'm totally bloated with lady visit time. Holler.


Christine said...

Happy birthday, Granules!xoxo

Coodence said...

Dude! So much good stuff here! Congrats on the three pounds! Looking forward to hearing about Mad Men.