Haiku Good Friday

I failed Lent, you guys
I totally ate candy
April was a bust
Also a bust though?
My big thighs through my pant seams
Nutrition? What's that?
Stress makes me pig out
Fatty fatty two by four
Cadbury Creme Eggs*

*The lion is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life as far as Easter is concerned.

1 comment:

Coodence said...


I can't wait to DEVOUR cadbury mini eggs on Sunday!!!