4.22.2011

Haiku Good Friday

I failed Lent, you guys
I totally ate candy
April was a bust
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Also a bust though?
My big thighs through my pant seams
Nutrition? What's that?
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Stress makes me pig out
Fatty fatty two by four
Cadbury Creme Eggs*


*The lion is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life as far as Easter is concerned.

1 comment:

Coodence said...

Sinner!

I can't wait to DEVOUR cadbury mini eggs on Sunday!!!