The Devil Dog decided to eat the door the other day. I'm sure it's due to her lack of fiber intake. Probably not. She's just a spoiled little beast.
But since that bitch will not leave well enough alone (hey, that's a technical term - she's a female dog) I decided to take matters into my own hand and repair that shit (that's just an expletive):
MORAL OF THAT STORY: Duct tape really can fix anything!