So, recently we were working in the yard (that will never be finished because of a naughty dog that loves to dig when she's not licking feet) and I unearthed this beast:
I believe my exact words were "Dear GOD! Babe, come see this!"
So we examined this nasty little bug (what is it?) and watched him move his ugly mouth around and then since it didn't do anything to me, we let him burrow his ass back in his hole.
MORAL OF THAT STORY: If you're good to me, I set you free.