7.20.2009

WARNING

I bought these shoes from Chinese Laundry a couple years ago because I thought they were so sexy. I didn't realize, however, that they are actually made of barbed wire, broken glass and razor blades. Do not attempt to wear these shoes if you are a bridesmaid in a wedding. Your feet will end up tragically blistered, bleeding and sore. The price of beauty, my ass.

3 comments:

Andrea said...

They are pretty. But the last thing that comes to my mind while looking at them is "I should put them on my feet!" I know my limitations. I'd have a twisted ankle before I took a step. Before the barbed wire, broken glass, and razor blades had the chance to do anything.

Sassy said...

ohhh sexy! I just hate when sexy means days of pain after...

Lisa..... said...

Put that under why I never wear heels. ouch.