12.10.2008

Hump or Dump?

RESULTS - 1 HUMP, 2 DUMPS, 5 CHUMPS

Please see the poll on the right of my blog. If this was your formerly ink-free "fuck buddy" and he came home with those tattoos... would you hump him or dump him?

This will be in lieu of a new post tomorrow. Just in case you were wondering.

5 comments:

fyrchk said...

Are these my initials on his chest or someone else's? Not that it really matters, just questioning the significance behind the tats.

Randi said...

They are family members' initials.

Andrea said...

I need more information before I can vote. Like, am I seen in public with him? If so, does he take off his shirt while in public? Does anyone know that I hang out with him that may also see him without a shirt? Do I have other options for sex? I mean, this hypothetical "me" has a vibrator and access to free internet porn, right? Is it really, simply a "fuck buddy" arrangement or were there maybe, kinda, sorta some feelings involved? Am I really asking this many questions that are so superficial?

I'll stop there. I could probably ask more, though...

Randi said...

You guys are fucking killing me. Just vote.

exile said...

um, i'm a bit weird when it comes to tattoos. for me, a few are good, but too many and they just loose their appeal.

(in other words, chicks with too much ink lose sexy points.)