Haiku Black Friday

Me? At the mall? No.
Never have been nor will be
Not on Black Friday
Used to work retail
Mandatory shift that day
Oh. My. God. Nightmare.
Screw saving money
I'm saving my sanity
Well... what's left of it.


Lisa..... said...

I went to Sears At 5 am. I bought 2 pairs of boots (tall, sexy boots) and boots for Katie, converse for Beth. Each pair $14.99! And then I went back to bed.

fyrchk said...

I had to work...it sucked.