I'm going to make this short but sweet. I have to do a presentation on Colombia en español with a PowerPoint presentation in 6 hours. I also have to "work." I have done nothing but an outline. In other words, I better get going.
MORAL OF THAT STORY: All play and no work makes for a mad dash scramble to git'r'done.
ADDENDUM: fuckinginternetbullshitnopowerpointhavingmothereffer. I can't do it, Captain. Bummer.