Just for shits and giggles I thought it would be fun to show you the amazing view of my mouth open wider than it will ever be in the history of our time. Don't say I never gave you anything. Oh and disregard the stain on the roof of the white one... I think I may have used it as an incense burner at one time. Classy.
Is that something? See how the left side of the root is slightly crooked? That is why the stubborn piece of shit wouldn't come down. It was literally hinged above the tooth next to it. I know you are all fascinated by now. There's even a wee filling in this monster. I save it solely for the freak factor. Maybe I'll make a necklace out of it someday like ScarJo did for Ryan Reynolds.
Parenthood anyone?). So I did what any mature, responsible, grown ass woman would do: I sat in the back seat of Vehicular and cried some big, heaving sobs of self pity. And what did I see when I was back there? The. mother. fucking. fluorescent. orange. container.
Moral of that story: It's always the last place you look. No shit.