1.22.2008

TMI Tuesday

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
If we are talking little kid, I had a fondness for Corduroy the Bear. Bigger kid? Tiger Eyes or essentially anything by Judy Blume and The Babysitters Club series.
2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
I think I'd like to have the Harry Potter collection, a dictionary and the bible. Those ought to last. Yes, I know that's more than 5. No, I don't care. I'm not planning on packing for my desert island stranding anyway so back off!
3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
Some godawful Harlequin romance novel of my Grandma Elsie's that spoke of thrusting and quivering. That pretty much says it all.
4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
Since the ol' blog is as close to an autobiography I plan on writing I would call it Randi's Random Rantings.
5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
I don't have a penchant for any of these things. Nude pictures don't turn me on so much however I do think the nude human body is a perfect subject for photography and art. Erotic fiction bores me because it doesn't really teach me anything. I rarely read to get off. Porn gets old after a while. My imagination works best.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
Last time I saw him he was at the Pacific View mall in Ventura with his 2 daughters and his wife. His wife with whom he happened to have been sleeping with while we were still dating. One of those daughters to be born 9 months to the day of our break up. Oh, to be 18 again. Anyway, this leads me to believe he is still local.
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2 comments:

Coodence said...

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
Ramona books I loved.
2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
Lord of the rings, bible (good call, dude!), 100 years of solitude, temple of my familiar, beloved.
3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
The French Touch. We stole it from our friend's parents - it was super naughty.
4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
The life and times of a codfish: tales from NYC
5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
Read erotic fiction - cuz I love reading and people in porns are usually hideous.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
Yup, he's still trying to holler at BFF.

hotdrwife said...

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
Ramona books, Judy Blume books, but I really loved one called The Prodigal Cat.
2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
The Boundaries of Her Body (because it's 700 pages and I'm trying like hell to get through it now), The Bible, book of poetry by Dorothy Parker, How To Get Off A Desert Island In 20 Minutes or Less, and the sequel, "How To Get To The Mainland And Drink Like Fish"
3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
The only book my mom had that was remotely naughty was The Joy of Sex. The Wheelbarrow? Say it isn't so.
4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
Fresh Mouth: The Tales Of the Girl Who Prompted Her Mother To Reference Her Sassy/Fresh Mouth At Least 400 Times In a Journal Between 76-83
5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read ertoic literature?
Hmmm. I have some pretty good erotic lit.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
Nope. A general idea. His engagement picture was in the local newspaper and the girl he was with looked way to smart to be with him. Riding coattails, party of uno.