Happy Halloween!

What do you get when you divide the
circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours
How do ghosts begin their letters?
"Tomb it may concern"
What happened to the guy who couldn't
keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
What do you call a person who puts rat poison
in a person's Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him.
How is a werewolf like a computer?
They both have megabytes.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie
How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always a goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend

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