TMI Tuesday

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
I totally thought I would marry my friend Patrick. Well, he's my friend now. In elementary he was sort of my bully. I wonder if that has anything to do with why I fall for the bad boys that want nothing to do with me. Oh, PJP. He was super cute when we were wee. Now it would be sort of incestuous.
2. Which Muppet is your favorite? Why?
I guess since I can't pick all of them, my favorite would be the grumpy old guys in the theater, Statler and Waldorf. Do those two count as one? Can't have one without the other... They're my favorite because I too am a grumpy theater goer. And? They're hilarious.
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
Probably Bill Clinton just because I hear he's very charismatic. I'd like to see if he lives up to the reputation that precedes him. 4. How did you first find the g-spot?
I've been pretty familiar with the big M word since before I was old enough to know what sex was so I can't really nail an exact time but me and G have been tight for some time.
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
The best was when I was very young, maybe two or three years old, and I was dressed as a leopard. Damn I wish I had a scanner. It was a complete suit with the covered head with ears and it even had a tail. I was a freakin' cute kid. Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
I don't think there's anything wrong with a healthy dose of pornography. I think some porn should be illegal however. I once watched one that had a guy thrusting his doo-dong so violently down this gal's throat her eyes were bulging. That? Scarred me for life. If porn makes you comfortable with your sexuality and body, then more power to you. How we can be so concerned about sex and nudity yet allow violence and moral corruption to reach our children and entertain our society is beyond me. We all have "private parts." Most of us have sex. Time to get over it.

Questions are from here.


Shora said...

Saw Clinton on the Daily Show recently... the man is still sexy!

Happy Tuesday hon.

Sassy One said...

Let's hear it for the G spot.

exile said...

oh man, the two old guys were my favorite

they go to the show just to heckle, classic.