TMI Tuesday

Questions come from here.
1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?
When Crusty and I were approximately 12 years old one of our mothers dropped us off at the Esplanade mall for a day of shopping sans supervision. Being wee, the pet store was alluring and there were two boys somewhat close to our age (but clearly older) there as well. Their pick up line was "So... do you have any pets?" I would say that tops 'em.
2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.
I don't know if it counts as a date per se but I went to prom with a friend's boyfriend (with permission of course and it was totally asexual) and ended up leaving with my friend's date. I doubt she was pleased but he later became my "boyfriend" for a whopping two months. Oh, Computer Love. That song brings me back every time.
3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?
I guess the worst thing I have ever done would be to fool around with the exes of BFF and Crusty. Not sex, mind you. And we were high school kids then but I should have known better. Did they deserve it? No. Not at all. This is one thing I will always feel guilty about even though I know both of them have forgiven me.
4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?
The scene between Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas in Desperado. Um... why not? Two of the hottest actors in the world sexing it up? Yeah. Hotness.
5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My insecurity. What I wouldn't give to feel like my relationships were forever or to look in the mirror and see the sexy bitch that I really am as opposed to the lumpy one I admonish. Or to be convinced that I am smart and a hard worker. And that people like me because I'm good enough and smart enough, doggone it. Had to do it.
Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?
Sadly I have only had sex in the United States. BFF wouldn't give it up in London and I was a virgin during my other world travels.


Buzz said...

You used "Admonished" in a sentence...

that's hot.

Makes me swoon, what are you doin' later?...

Now you've got a cheesier pick up line then the pet shop boys...


Itchy said...

My favorite sex scene in a movie? The sex scene that is in the movie I am watching at that time, if I'm lucky enough to have a movie on that has a sex scene. I'm, apparently, a 13 year old boy...

Coodence said...

Salma has the best boobs I've ever seen.

You shoulda got me drunk, kid. I totally put out.