6.06.2007

Hump Day Me Me

1. What's in your wallet?Isn't that a credit card commercial? Hardly any money, IDs, gift cards, picture of my nephew, debit and credit cards. The usual.
2. Whats under your bed?
Plastic bins containing jamamas and purses.
3. What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Lots of pictures, ball caps, shoe boxes stacked to the ceiling.
4. Whats in your underwear drawer?Underwear, clearly, and nice smelling satchels.
5. Whats in the trunk of your car?A yoga mat, a spare tire, a jacket and emergency kits.
6. What colour is the underwear you are wearing right now?
Black. Nothing gets between me and my Calvins.
7. Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
I often hide myself under my covers though I'm not sure how secret that is. Otherwise, no, I don't really have a stash spot. "You put your weed in there."
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
I'm Catholic. I always have an air of guilt about me that's never warranted.
9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now?Is a vibrator still embarrassing at my age? If not I guess it would be some of the CDs I own - can you say Color Me Badd?
10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Nah, not much of a secret keeper. I figure I'd rather mock myself before others get the chance.
11. What is your last thought before you fall asleep?Man, I am lame for going to sleep this early. I have done nothing to be this tired.
12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
Leftovers? Have I mentioned my weight problem? There are no leftovers.
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
Mostly music and pictures I guess. I don't do computer porn.
14. Do you sleep with anything?
I have a teddy bear I've had since I was a wee girl that is tattered and torn from too much love. Much like Corduroy or the Velveteen Rabbit.
15. What is your midnight snack weakness?I'm too busy sleeping to eat.
16. Have you ever shop lifted?
Small things like a set of Mickey & Minnie plastic figurines from Disneyland and a lipstick from K-Mart... Yeah I was in like 8th grade. Now I just charge it if I can't afford it.
17. Have you ever vandalized anything?I'm not down with vandalism. My car was a victim one too many times. It blows.
18. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?Dude... what is this 1989?
19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
Dig the chonies out of my crack or pick my nose. She's a lady, folks. Through and through.

6 comments:

Hella said...

OMG Randi...can I tell you that I love the fact that you wrote chonies.
I only first heard taht term like a few months back from Exile...and now that is what I refer to all ginch.
Even my son will ask where his Spiderman chonies are when I have done the laundry.

Buzz said...

I know you're not a tagger, but I'm going to do this one.

Color me Bad?

Color me cringing... yeesh.


-buzz

Randi said...

Hella - Can you tell I've had some Latin in me?

Buzz - You forgot the second 'D' in Badd. And the only reason I have it is cuz I saw them in concert at the Ventura County Fair in the 7th or 8th grade. Memories.

Sassy One said...

"I wanna sex you up!"

Maine said...

You're a satchel lady, eh?

Coodence said...

1. What's in your wallet?
the usual stuff + a elephant sticker jeremiah brought me from india.
2. Whats under your bed?
Plastic bins containing winter clothes + babe's snowboard.
3. What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
bridesmaid dress.
4. Whats in your underwear drawer?
Underwear and socks. the extra buttons they give you on clothes.
5. Whats in the trunk of your car?
i dont have a car.
6. What colour is the underwear you are wearing right now?
pink
7. Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
nah.
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
doing this meme instead of working.
9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now?
i dont really know.
10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Nah.
11. What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
lots of things to do.
12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
no leftovers.
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
lots of photos.
14. Do you sleep with anything?
babraham lincoln.
15. What is your midnight snack weakness?
anything that looks good.
16. Have you ever shop lifted?
yup. not good.
17. Have you ever vandalized anything?
i used to be quite the vandal in high school.
18. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
i always ask that of all my friends...
19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
make disparaging remarks about my figure.