Friday is my second favorite "F" word.
Randi and JaredJust kidding there chick a deeYay! Flirty kidlet!
Had a boyfriend too,Tho, mine was at Tim HortonsMy ass got bigger!
Please don't mack Sub dudeHe has dirty fingernailsAnd smells like stale ham.
Cookies from your man?No fair! I eat Subway, too!Where's my free shit, babe?I thought we were cool!I thought we were tight like that!I was wrong as hell!That's fine; I don't care.I eat Quiznos anyway.They flirt with me more.
I joined Weight WatchersVeggie sub on whole wheat breadOnly a few points!Of course that's 6 inchAnd you can't have any cheeseAnd no sub sauce. Sigh.
a lucky girljust don't talk with your mouth fullsix inch with meat balls
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