Per Exile's request I'm throwing up my "vintage" gym shorts I've had since my Freshman year of high school, 1991. If only my ass were as small today as it was then. Who am I kidding? It's never been small.And as a post-Halloween bonus feature I'm even including a close-up of my spooky manicure. I'm a giver, people. It's what I do! Have a Happy HNT!